HORSE F COURSE

Death By Safari

• • • Daringly trying to tie a black mamba up like a rope, even if you succeed in doing so the annoyed snake will undoubtedly chase after you at speeds of 15mph and will nip you with its certain fatal bite (Snakes otherwise known as Death incarnate)

     

    • The days can be rather long and you will almost certainly devour lots of food and water to keep your body fuelled with vitality throughout the day, this will result in numerous toilet breaks. Just be careful while spending a penny as you never know what lurks behind you in the bush!

     

    • Feasting on succulent steak dishes in the open, especially if there’s a nice breeze to carry the delicious scent of a barbeque Steak directly to a lions Nostril.

     

    • Carnivorous or territorial animals close up photos, Yes I know this is alluring as lion king made them look so precious and cuddlesome but I can promise you there not and “getting up close and personal” isn’t in you’re best interest.

     

    • You’re girlfriend using Britney spears “curious “fragrance as insect repellent will lure mosquitoes in there billions to feast on your soon to be odoriferous redolent corpses.

     

    • Binning you’re mosquito net as you feel its blocking you’re few of the beautiful night sky will more than likely slap you with a good old fashioned case of malaria! and if your silly enough to throw your net away i highly dobut you would of bought malaria tablets Hooray!

     

    • short Africa holidays short

     

    • Try and construct friendship with a silverback gorilla will abruptly cease your Kenya safari.

     

    • have a refreshing dip in a watering hole to cool yourself down after a long steamy day in the hot savannah sun, if you’ve ever ridden a dolphin you may use the same technique on a crocodile or if you’re lucky a hippo maybe.

     

    • . Playing fetch with a hungry pack of hyena

     

    • You won’t come across this type of beast on safari, but you will sure enough meet one if you go diving off the coasts on South Africa Holidays. Leaving the scuba diving cage to get close and stroke one of the great white sharks which would have been attracted by the bait.

How to Rope(Lasso) – Episode 1

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