Mini Pony
The Life Of An Urban Soccer Mom
There is nothing like the vivacious vibe of the urban rebel I see on the freeways of Los Angeles every day. I see him looking so cool and hip. I wonder where he is going. He is most likely a great guy with a killer job in the entertainment industry, maybe the writer of the next big hit.
As he passes me I wonder if he’s going to go meet with his celebrity girlfriend or produce the next hit song. He slows down by me in his designer coat with his leather laptop computer bags swaying in the breeze of the fresh LA air. He acts like life is his oyster and he is never late but always on time because ‘he’ is there.
As he passes me I look for just a second to see design tattoos on his neck just under his helmet. He has another one on his wrist just the right size, not too auspicious. As he slows down ever so slowly to make sure I don’t run him over he gives me a little wink with the knowledge that I appreciate his coolness.
I picture myself if I could live this life because boy I would want to. To jump on the back a classic motorcycle and run off into the sunset with a professional rebel. But alas when the picture comes to my head I see myself more in the carpool lane on a Yamaha ATV.
Yes, that is the plight of the soccer mom. And that is what I am. I ride the open road in a mini van and the only tattoo I have is a parrot from a cereal box. I am normal, average and everyday.
And I am not alone. Out there on the open road I see a dozens of me driving the same range to and from school, the market and the dry cleaners. We are bold in our outerwear of practical denim and our bags of steel that can hold up to twenty snacks for any emergency.
I am a member of the urban mommy club who choose to bargain shop and drive thirteen miles out of my way to carpool in exchange for a free afternoon. I know all the Jonas Brothers songs by heart and can talk the lingo of the playground. I am hip in my own way and can make a balanced breakfast for five while applying make-up to get out of the door on time.
So pass me cool urban man, you couldn’t handle my life. It is paved with fears that you are not ready to face. Enjoy your single hood while you can, because your days are numbered as well until you are in the carpool lane with me too listening to PSP’s in your ear while you brave the urban jungle yet another day.
Mini Pony Fun – Rear, Chase Toys, Lay Down, Spin!
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My Little Pony Mini Figure Roseluck $5.00 |
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My Little Pony Mini Figure Minty $5.00 |
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MINI HORSE / SM PONY BAREBACK SADDLE NATIVE STAR SET $47.69 |
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Western BRIDLE & BREASTCOLLAR set Miniature Mini Horse SILVER or for Small Pony $65.00 |
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Kids Western Mini or Pony Trail Barrel Saddle SALE 7″ $168.00 |
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NEW Mini MINIATURE HORSE or Pony Black & Brown LEAD w CHAIN $12.99 |
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NEW Mini MINIATURE HORSE, Pony or Dog LEAD 5 foot BLACK $7.99 |
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10″ Natural SHOW Saddle Kid Pony Mini Western Saddle Horse Trail Pink Seat $150.98 |
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12″ kids Child Black saddle Pony Western English Horse Tack Synthetic Mini $74.98 |
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PONY/MINI WESTERN SADDLE PAD CAMEO PURPLE $14.99 |
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Kid Western Mini Pony Trail Barrel Saddle SALE 7″ AQUA $166.00 |
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My Little Pony Mini Figurines – Fluttershy $1.04 |
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My Little Pony Mini Figurines – Applejack $1.79 |
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My Little Pony Mini Figurines – Twilight Sparkle $1.75 |
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Kid Western Mini Pony Trail Barrel Saddle SALE 7″ GREEN $166.00 |
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Smart Cinch Weaver Leather Western Girth Felt Black 26″ Horse Tack Pony Mini NEW $39.94 |
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Kid Western Mini Pony Trail Barrel Saddle SALE 8″ GREEN $167.00 |
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Western Curb Bit, Brand: American, Size: 4” Mouth (Mini/Pony) $19.99 |
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HERITAGE MINI CROSS STITCH KIT – BAY PONY $4.95 |
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10″ Tan Mahogany Rough Out Fenders Kids Western Mini Pony Show Trail Saddle 4 pc $254.00 |
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Plush Stuffed Cute Mini Horse or Pony $0.99 |
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MINI HORSE / SM PONY BAREBACK PAD SET RED CANVAS $44.99 |
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NEW WESTERN PONY/MINI SIZE BLACK COLOR BREAST COLLAR $24.95 |
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Paul Simon One Trick Pony remastered CD w/bonus tracks mini-LP cover Garfunkel $14.99 |
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MINI HORSE / SM PONY CUSTOM BRIDLE & PAD, PINK $39.99 |
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MINI HORSE PONY 1/2″ X 7’6″ POLY LEAD RUST AND BLUE NEW TACK $7.99 |
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Beaver Scuba Diving Dive Mini Indicator Pony Gauge SPG $42.43 |
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AUTH FENDI Brown Pony Skin Mini Croissant Bag Handbag $149.00 |
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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Custom Mini Cube Plush Mane Cast 6-Pony Set $100.00 |
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1 BROWN Foal Pony Mini Horse Halter Heavy Duty NYLON Well Made FREE SHIPPING $9.99 |
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Custom MINI Bronc Halter, Your Mini Ponies Name, Award…G&E $26.00 |
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JDM 3″ inch 76mm 100% Carbon Fiber carry ALL Color Mini Racing Antenna Yi1 $6.99 |
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Mini Foal Pony Lycra Horse Hood Sleazy Slinky Blue Zip $27.90 |
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Franklin Mint Sterling Silver Mini-Ingot: 1860 Pony Express, Lincoln’s Election $22.45 |
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10″ Kids Western Tooled Leather Mini Pony Trail Show Saddle $160.00 |
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Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge. Kegorator Beer Keg Fridge Swivel casters make it mobile enough to roll around the clubhouse, pool area or anywhere you want to get the party started. The included 2.5-pound CO2 bottle is good for about four 15-gallon kegs and the fridge features a semi-gloss black tap tower with spring loaded, top-mounted tapper. A chrome guard rail and drip tray finishes the look of the… |
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Good Bites Crustless Sandwich Cutter 4- Pack $14.97 * No mess * No fuss * Removes the crust * Slices sandwiches * Kids can cut sandwiches by themselves * Smaller sizes make sandwiches more manageable for little fingers * A great way to learn shapes * Makes lunchtime, funtime * Great for lunches, parties, finger sandwiches and catering * Assortment includes: the original Good Bites, Mini Bites, Round Bites and Love Bites… |
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BeerTender from Heineken and Krups B90 Home Beer-Tap System $336.00 The art of brewing, fermenting grain to a sparkling beverage, goes back thousands of years. In Sumerian and Mesopotamian, the roots of Babylonia, beer was a popular beverage. By the fifteenth century, there was a record of hops used in Flemish beer imported into England, and by the sixteenth century hops had gained widespread use as a preservative in beer, replacing the previously used bark or lea… |
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It B1a4 $11.95 TRACK LIST 01. Beautiful Target |
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Louis Van Dijk – Balads In Blue [Japan LTD Mini LP CD] MYCJ-30615 $64.09 … |
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Eric Reed – Cleopatra’s Dream [Japan LTD Mini LP CD] MYCJ-30611 $26.99 2011 re-issue of Reed’s most well liked and successful album for M&I Music, Inc. Japan. With Ron Carter (bass) and Al Foster (drums). M&I label manufacturer is Pony Canyon Inc. Japan…. |
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Troy-Bilt TB154E 9-Inch 6.5-Amp Electric Garden Cultivator/Tiller $195.53 Electric Convenience For Easy Soil Preparation No cord to pull or gas to mix, just an…… |
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Jorgensen 3712-LD 12 Mini Light-Duty Steel Bar Clamp $5.35 12″, jorgensen light duty steel bar clamp…. |
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50 pc. Mini Plastic Spring Clamp Mini spring clamps are molded in 6 neon colors. Includes (50) 2 1/4 inch long plastic spring clamps. Movable tips pivot to adjust to the surface being clamped…. |
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Tattoos and Tantrums $1.99 … |